Note: I originally wrote this after I made jam last Christmas. I intend to make it again this year, so I'll post those exploits as well. The pictures are a bit blurry, so hopefully next time around they'll be clearer.
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So over the last couple weeks people have been asking me about the jam I gave out at Christmas (I'm assuming since they're supplies have been exhausted. And before you ask, no, I don't have any more at home here!) Being the nerd I am, I actually took pictures while I made it. So you can follow along on here and try it yourself. (Meaning that I'm not going to be whipping up a batch any time soon, strawberry season isn't for a few months!) This is pretty long because I tend to ramble, it might be tl;dr for most of you, so just look at the pictures instead =)
Things You'll Need:1)Strawberries. (Thanks, Captain Obvious) I had two baskets full. It's best to go to a pick-your-own farm, because it would be ridiculously expensive to buy them at the grocery store. I went to the Millar Berry Farm on Longwoods Road and it cost $10, including $1 to get the baskets. (About $1.49/lb)You'll need about 8 cups of raw berries to equal six cups of crushed berries, which should give you 3-4 jars.
2)SUGAR! and lots of it. I didn't use of all of what is pictured. I made about 12 jars and went through 1 1/2 bags of sugar.

(it's a little known fact that the best jam has chinese noodles, corn and stovetop stuffing mixed into it)
3)Pectin: (most stores tend to carry 'certo' brand)I tried the powdered stuff and it wasn't that good, so I recommend getting the gel. It's about $3.50 for the large box of two pouches. If you don't want runny syrup-like jam, plan on getting 2 boxes to make 12 jars. You can adjust the amounts later after your first run.
4)Big Ass Pot (hereafter referred to as BAP) to sterlize the jars, lids and process them after they're filled. I got this from walmart and it was $10, and it came with a metal tray to lift in and out which is very handy. (My first attempt to remove jars last year involved oven mitts, some metal tongs and a plastic cutting board. I don't recommend it).
5)Jars. Try looking at garage sales because almost everyone has some kicking around. I picked up a box of about mismatching 25 jars and rings for $1. You can buy the lids separately very cheaply and should. While the jars and rings can be used again, the lids cannot as the sealing compound on them will not stand up to repeated processing. (learned that the hard way when I gave my mom a jar of moldy jam last year=)
6)Incidentals:a large, deep pan (not pot), a funnel or ladle to scoop the jam (i preferred a ladle, but you'll also see the mess I made), a glass of ice water, a spoon, a wooden spoon, about 3 large bowls.
7)Jam making music. I personally favoured Jimmy Eat World and Queen.
Alright. Let's get started.
Step 1: Put your cat in the slow cooker. She's entirely too curious and nosy and will stick her snout into everything. Nothing says breakfast better than cat hair stuck in your jam. Lull her into an afternoon nap on the keep warm setting.

Step 1a)Hull your berries. Best to do this first before you start boiling anything so you can just grab another bowlful. Never hulled berries? It's easy, cut off the green leaves and scoop out the inside white goop. You'll be making 3-4 jars at a time.
Step 2: Some instructions will vary, but this is what i did. Fill the BAP with enough water that jars can be submerged and start it boiling (3-4 jars). They will need to boil for at least 10-15 minutes to sterilize them. Throw the rings and lids in as well. You'll want a sink full of warm water to put the jars in after they're sterilized. Basically you'll want to have 3-4 empty jars being sterilized in the BAP, 3-4 sterilized jars in the sink ready to be filled and 3-4 jars of jam being processed in the BAP at all times, to ensure that you're not having to overcook the jam.
Step 3: Crush the 8 cups of raw berries into approx six cups and set aside.
Step 4: Add 3/4 pouch of liquid pectin to 1/4 cup of sugar and mix in small bowl.
Step 5: Combine the berries and pectin mix in the pan on medium/high heat.

Step 6: When the mix has reached a full boil, add in the remaining 3 3/4 cups of sugar. (you may find yourself adding some more pectin/sugar to thicken, but this is a start)

Step 7:Bring the mixture slowly to a boil and boil hard for one minute. Skim off the excess foam. You can supposedly reconstitute this into jam, but I'm too lazy to go into that.
Step 8: Grab the spoon that's been in the ice water and scoop a small amount of the jam. Leave it on the counter for 2-3 minutes to see if it has set to the consistency you want. If it's too runny, add more sugar and pectin sparingly and reheat.

Step8a: Remind your cat that the counter is not her personal lounge space and deport her to the living room.

Step 8b: Remind yourself to never turn your back on Peanut. Take a picture for posterity, throw her in the bathroom and google whether a spoon of jam is going to cause digestive problems.

Step 9: Remove the pan from heat. Grab a sterilized jar from the sink and ladle the jam in. Place the lid on and screw the lid on tight. Place it back in the BAP and leave it there for 10 minutes. If you're sloppy like me, this will get rather messy.

Step 10: Remove from BAP, wipe down and leave to cool on a towel. Test the lid by pressing it down. If it 'pops', then you haven't sealed them properly. Unscrewed the lid, re-tighten it and put it back in the BAP to process it again. Some sites say you can reheat the mixture and reprocess it in a new jar, but that's kind of dicey. Put it in the fridge and eat it within a week, and you're fine.
Last Step: Label your jam with some obscure pop culture reference that only you and a small handful of people are likely to find humourous. (I'm partial to
Jam the Man)